None of that Sissy Crap!

This is really funny. It was sent to me today and I had to share it with you. It was sent by a non-sissy friend!

None of that Sissy Crap

Are you tired of those sissy ‘friendship’ poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad –I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile — I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you’re scared — we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.

7. When you are sick –Stay away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.

8. When you fall — I’ll pick you up and dust you off.

9. This is my oath…I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask — because you are my FRIEND!

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.

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~ by pennymaxwell on December 2, 2008.

8 Responses to “None of that Sissy Crap!”

  1. Love it! Don’t check my blog for awhile…I’d hate for you to see I snagged this. πŸ˜‰

  2. I snagged it too! Share the love, Mindy! He he!

  3. loved it!

  4. oh, thats hilarious! Printing it off to show the fam tonight!

  5. You are too much girl. You cannot get any more real than that…

  6. That is really funny. John laughs at me when I say stuff like “way too much estrogen for me!” But that was hormonally balanced! πŸ™‚

  7. I got this email a few weeks ago. Loved it then and love it now. Finally one that is the TRUTH!

  8. I think yall like this blog just cause it says CRAP in it. You guys like the Christian cuss word CRAP don’t ya?! Umm hugh, thought so! πŸ™‚ Oops I just did a sissy smiley face! That is funny right there!

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