15 Easy Ways To Destroy Your Marriage!

This is so good! It is by Pastor Perry Noble. How did he know we are are talking about marriage on Sunday? :) Read carefully!

15 Easy Ways To Destroy Your Marriage!

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#1 – Have an affair!  (II Samuel 11-12)

#2 – Refuse to run from tempting situations!  (Genesis 39:1-12, I Corinthians 6:18)

#3 – Look at LOTS of porn!  (Job 31:1)

#4 – Connect with “old flames” through online social networking and then convince yourself it is ok because you aren’t actually doing anything wrong!

#5 – Refuse to talk to your spouse about issues that make you angry…just bury them and let a huge pile build up so that you can explode irrationally on them when they totally do not expect it.  (Ephesians 4:25-27)

#6 – Have an affair!!!

#7 – Make sure you spend lots of person time with the same person of the opposite sex that you are not married to…and when confronted on it say, “It’s business.”

#8 – Make “innocent” remarks to an attractive person of the opposite sex such as, “I wish I had met you before I had gotten married.”

#9 – Put an ad for yourself on an internet dating site…even though you are married…just to see what type of interest you could create!

#10 – Compare your spouse with other people OFTEN and convince yourself that you didn’t get God’s best when you agreed to marry him/her.

#11 – Have an affair!!!

#12 – Take your cues about sexual morality from Hollywood and your “friends” rather than God’s Word.  (John 14:15)

#13 – Begin to believe that your spouse’s main mission on this planet should be to meet your needs…and when they don’t then justify trying to get your needs met elsewhere.

#14 – Fantasize often as to what it would be like to be with another person other than your spouse.

#15 – Be willing to sell out years of marriage, the respect of your children and your character for an orgasm.

Like I said…we will be dealing with this on Sunday…because I am SICK AND TIRED of seeing marriages being destroyed and the church remaining silent about it.

Sunday’s message is not going to be for the faint of heart…but I believe that Jesus is going to use it to save marriages (and future marriage for you singles) from A LOT OF PAIN and FRUSTRATION!

See you on Sunday!

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~ by pennymaxwell on September 19, 2009.

6 Responses to “15 Easy Ways To Destroy Your Marriage!”

  1. This is great.I want to see marriages saved.These are all so detrimental.

    I write a blog about how men can better love their wives and have great marriages. I would really appreciate your thoughts and comments if you have a minute to take a look.

    http://whatsheneedsfromyou.wordpress.com

    Thanks,

  2. Hey Penny, BTW I keep meaning to tell you when you quote Perry that we go to Newspring! We love it!

  3. Oh great Toni Lou! Very cool! Great church! :)

  4. This is educative and informative. Thanks and God bless you.

  5. What a way to spot foxes that spoil the vine of sweet marriages

  6. Hey Penny, I really enjoyed your post. I found it while searching for a picture for my post (which I’ll post in the near future), which is actually similar. But your answers just add to it, so I linked you to the picture. Thanks!

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